At the Mall - Joke

[Big Daddy]

was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I
noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue.

The old man stared. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had had enough,
he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never
done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response. He replied,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

 

[epj3]

was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I
noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue.

The old man stared. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had had enough,
he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never
done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response. He replied,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

I saw this one the other day... now I guess i have an excuse to post it

An 80 year old couple decide they want kids again. They visit the doctor who
suggests, since they are a little older than usual, some tests might be in
order. He hands the couple a small jar and asks them to go next door and for
the gentleman to fill it so they can test his sperm count.

A few minutes later the couple returns and hands back the jar. The doctor
exclaims, "But it's still empty!"

The main replies, "I know. I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left
hand, then I tried with both hands, and I still couldn't do it. Then my wife
tried with her right hand, then her left hand, and with both hands. She tried
with her teeth in and her teeth out, and we still couldn't get the lid off that
jar!"

 

[Big Daddy]

Haha, you had me going there...