500 man elite fighting unit

[Big Daddy]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

 

[Tom]

LOL, so true.

 

[codex57]

bahahahaha

 

[///M SPEED]

Hehe, that should just about do it.

If any kind of additional boost is needed just throw in the following:

* They think you're gay if you drive a pickup.
* Baseball caps are for wussies.
* If you own a mounted talking bass fish you're mentally challenged.
* Flannel/wool are for women only.

That should get them back on track and able to meet the week deadline....

 

[Big Daddy]

Nice ones Scott!

 

[foomonkey525i]

Get it over with in a day... Tell them that not only do they hate America, but they also hate Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis.